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Today I heard "he said lol and then i said lol and then i was like OMG! we're totally meant to be you know"

#227 (0) - Dec 30, 2009 12:47 AM by JMUdesi - Love - They said that?! (0) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard: Girl: You know Africa? Guy: Yeah... Girl: Where is it on this map, cause i've been lookin' all over Europe and cant find the bloody Country!

#226 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:38 PM by Greg - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard: "Is that girl a lesbian ... or is she just foreign? "

#225 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:37 PM by Alex - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (2) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard: Boy: "So I'm going to Egypt over Christmas" Girl: "Wow, do you think it'll snow over there?"

#224 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:35 PM by Nat - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (0) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a girl say: "I woke up with 4 people in my bed, and i didnt know which 1 i'd slept with!"

#223 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:34 PM by Sammi - Sex - They said that?! (2) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a guy ask: "Does a donkey have wings?"

#222 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:33 PM by Jake - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (2) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard a girl at the drunkbus bus-stop say: I'm not wearing any underpants EITHER.

#221 (0) - Dec 5, 2009 10:30 AM by GetARoom - Sex - They said that?! (1) - Thats normal talk (3)

Today I heard a ganster kid in my class say "that's wickity wickity wak!"

#220 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 08:11 PM by icecreamandwaffles - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (3) - Thats normal talk (9)

Today I heard a girl say: "This would go so much faster if they had only one elevator going up, and the other going down"

#218 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 06:46 PM by Nolan - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a guy say: "Dude, the U.S. has the BEST army in the Nation.. hands down"

#217 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 06:45 PM by Ryan - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (8) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard my sister say : "I can count on three fingers the number of times you've done the dishes"

#216 (0) - Sep 3, 6949 12:59 PM by Rachel - Family - They said that?! (4) - Thats normal talk (8)

Today I heard a girl say: "I saw that on the news yesterday!...and by the news, I mean Facebook"

#215 (0) - Sep 3, 6827 12:59 PM by Ryan - College and Uni - They said that?! (4) - Thats normal talk (6)

Today I heard while waiting to start a test: Girl to class: "Good luck everybody!" Professor to girl: "You don't get invited to many parties do you?"

#214 (0) - Sep 3, 6191 12:59 PM by Haley - College and Uni - They said that?! (8) - Thats normal talk (2)

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